He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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