we have officially lost it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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