That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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