Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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