Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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