It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
