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just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I came so hard my ears popped.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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