first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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