do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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