the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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