how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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