I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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