I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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