Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
this will be a night to untag.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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