yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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