I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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