...so i touched it.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
