she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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