TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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