he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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