i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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