I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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