I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Your dad touched me again.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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