As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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