I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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I need you to use more vowels.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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