I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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