turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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