Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I wish you could order shots online.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Still dying that you shit outside
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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