he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Is it penis luge time yet?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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