I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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