If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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