When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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