Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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