do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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