i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
