i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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