I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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