I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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