did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Randomize
