Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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