love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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