i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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