So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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