If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Houston, we have a squirter
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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