So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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