): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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