I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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