I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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