he wants to bone in the snuggie
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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