im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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