TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The feeling are messing with the penis
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
