Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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