do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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