party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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